vashtsakared's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Shinukoto!]

Totally sweet.

Wow, if you can't even kill yourself right, no wonder you're suicidal.

Pretty good flash and all, and the thing made me smile. But 5,000 yen for rope? Screw that. Traffic's free, y'know.

Yeah, subtitles might be good, but I can deal without them. Hardly any dialogue, you manage to get your point across pretty well without any words, so that's cool.

[Pico Plays Double Dragon]

Sweet tunes, sweet sprites.

This is some of the greatest sprite animation I've seen, most likely. Totally bitchin' graphics, too. Maybe you could release sheets somewhere for your Pico and Uberkids.

[JTHM - FO]

I vote 5 now.

That was awesome, and like the last guy said, and probably a bunch of other people, the song really complemented the comic. I like how you summed up the whole series, too. I didn't see anything about Hell's excellent bagels, but I noticed the head-explody in heaven and everything else was pretty well represented. Had to make it all fit the song, I guess, and you did it well.

Tobunshi responds:

I wish I could've fit more about hell into it, but most of Hell was just talking, and there wasn't enough time, sadly.
Thanks for reviewing!

[eBaums world dot com]

I will sing that song.

That was brilliant. It's both catchy and gets the point across that the dude is a man-whore. Very heavy on that point.

I'm afraid though that the sheer popularity of eBaum's World might protect it. Something Awful is a big site, but I only know of a handful of people that know about it, let alone admit spending as much time there as I do now and then. Most people might not even know that eBaum is ripping people off.

[The Megaman Collab]

Very nice.

As far as sprite animations go, that was really good. It's always cool to see Zero fight, especially, and I liked how he won.

I was a little distracted from that Naruto theme, but it worked out okay. I personally tend to skip intros on most anime.

[How to make a cup of tea]

eXtremely informative.

Personally, I often burn myself making tea. I started trying to wear those really thick chemical-resistant gloves, but then I accidently spilled things in the tea that required me to go to a hospital, and then they had a court order preventing me from preparing my own. But now I might get them to lift it, since I now know that the water will be very hot EVERY TIME I try to make it.

I also knew nothing of extracting the full flavor. My tea frequently looks clear (and sometimes bloody).

[Bleed: Vampire Awakening]

Yes, please continue to do it this way.

You seem above stick figures. By a lot.

I also think goths are cool.

[Decline of Video Gaming 3]

That kicked ass!

I'm not even sure how you managed to squeeze in that Bill and Ted reference. Or...about half of the others. But they ruled!

Not to say this is a substitute for porn, though.

[21 OClockStreetTheMovie 1]

l33t Clocks.

This is great, and it's the first Clock submission I've seen to animate the hands on the clock. I think they're normally stuck 5:05, but they moved all through this submission.

[Rokémon!]

Some awesome game concepts

That was friggin' hilarious, and fun to watch (I actually thought Zero would win, but it were in vain, even with WMDs) but you overused the Sonic sound effects a little. One of the few Pokémon battles that was cool to watch, even including ones where you're actually playing the game. But I'd play it if they had Zero using a Spin Dash and the Final Cutter (sure beat Kirby's), and gave you the power to summon those others. And maybe the Knights of the Round.