vashtsakared's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[CHEAP MEDS]

This is beautiful. Why can't every commercial look like this? Neon music videos are the key to my heart. Take my money -- I will buy all of your drugs.

[What About a Man?]

The ending is awesome. Funniest part of the whole story.

Also liked the guest appearance by Mr. Seagal.

[Hizdahr zo Loraq]

The jokes here were pretty solid, but the talent who plays your Daenerys is too good at acting. It's a little weird watching a parody with a better actress than the source material. That and the weird faces, -1 star.

[Mario's Biggest Fan]

How ironic that the greatest Mario parody ever doesn't technically have Mario in it. Well, except the game.

Good shit.

[Savlonic : Computer Guy]

This is the single greatest thing you have ever done, even including Get on My Horse. Love the characters, animation, style, holograms, computer stuff, Tron, all of it. Amazing.

[Saten & Jezus]

Dick joke!

Great stuff, although it was even more non sequitur than usual.

[Raw Latex]

If Pokemon was anything like this, I would watch it every day. Excellent stuff.

[Sonic's Adventure!]

This is the best fucking Sonic anything I've ever seen. If they made the games like this, I'd start buying them again. And you've got great taste in music, my friend.

[Dr Who - BlaBlaBla Daleks]

It's not often you get to see all eleven doctors in one episode. And I concur, that Tennant was excellent, and the parody was overall brilliant. If there was one flaw, it's that Amy wasn't hot enough, but you used River so well that I don't even care.

[Three Skins Without Men]

This had me LOLing a lot at the beginning. I think I saw Kyle Gass, Wilford Brimley, Murray Hewitt (from Flight of the Conchords), and a few Golden Girls, but maybe that was just me. I liked it quite a bit from the beginning, but I felt it got slow toward the end, particularly when the dog sings Dixie in some foreign French-type language.

Anyway, I think I get the plot for those who don't quite understand. It's a dream. It's a bunch of stuff that happened. They aren't related by linear logic, but by vague categorical, semantic relations. If you can explain all the symbolism in depth, you are probably a crazy person.