vashtsakared's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Black Mages 4]

Red Mage got pwned

That was great when the sword liking one got hit on the head a few times and only took like 9 damage. It was great to see 9999 too, I really thought that would kill them.

matt-likes-swords responds:

really reminds you of FF doesnt it? ^_^

[Bill gate's dark secret.]

Heheheh, that reminds me...

Did you read that article about how the Microsoft security chief let it slip that he uses Firefox?
Dude, I just realized...NOW I KNOW BILL GATES' SECRET PASSWORD

[Wolfen]

If I learn German

Then I would want to learn it from things like this. That ruled.

[kegel: jazz in my ass]

Will the Greatest Story Ever Told be posted?

Come to think of it, that was the only one of your flash I've seen, but I might watch more now. Maybe Popcap will start putting games on Newgrounds.

[Dawn of the Dead in Milto]

H.T.

Wait, was Dan a zombie? I mean not just a Trigun zombie, but a real one? Or does he just do that anyway? And is Link dead now?

[Bubble Tea]

SW337

You have given us all the sequel to that phrase "Because you touch yourself at night." The tongue thing and Starcraft were funny, too.

[Coffee HOuse Propaganda]

heheh, Coffee House Illuminati

I just don't get why Foamy didn't do it. Why didn't he throw that coffee in his face? Why don't I get any flyers telling me how to order coffee?

[(2004) Long Lost Brothers]

Happy 69

Wait, so it wasn't his long lost brother? That makes me wonder about...nah. Never mind.

[The Sandwich Shop Ninja]

I love video game music

That was great. It makes me wonder about how much faster service would be at Subway if they had trained ninjas making the subs. Now sure, they couldn't all be him, but they could be less good ninjas. The easter egg was pretty easy to find, I didn't need a second try. Just move your mouse all over the screen.

[Van Helthing: volume 1]

Level Up!

That ruled. My favorite parts were teh 1337 in the subtitles, and the joke about n00bs after that, and the music. It's a fun game seeing how many things you can identify. Was that one song from U.F.A. or something else? And Obi Wan from one of the extras at the end of the Decline of Video Gaming? The flash itself was great, too. It almost convinces me to go watch Van Hellsing. And Hellsing.