vashtsakared's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Shinukoto!]

Totally sweet.

Wow, if you can't even kill yourself right, no wonder you're suicidal.

Pretty good flash and all, and the thing made me smile. But 5,000 yen for rope? Screw that. Traffic's free, y'know.

Yeah, subtitles might be good, but I can deal without them. Hardly any dialogue, you manage to get your point across pretty well without any words, so that's cool.

[Pico Plays Double Dragon]

Sweet tunes, sweet sprites.

This is some of the greatest sprite animation I've seen, most likely. Totally bitchin' graphics, too. Maybe you could release sheets somewhere for your Pico and Uberkids.

[eBaums world dot com]

I will sing that song.

That was brilliant. It's both catchy and gets the point across that the dude is a man-whore. Very heavy on that point.

I'm afraid though that the sheer popularity of eBaum's World might protect it. Something Awful is a big site, but I only know of a handful of people that know about it, let alone admit spending as much time there as I do now and then. Most people might not even know that eBaum is ripping people off.

[The Megaman Collab]

Very nice.

As far as sprite animations go, that was really good. It's always cool to see Zero fight, especially, and I liked how he won.

I was a little distracted from that Naruto theme, but it worked out okay. I personally tend to skip intros on most anime.

[How to make a cup of tea]

eXtremely informative.

Personally, I often burn myself making tea. I started trying to wear those really thick chemical-resistant gloves, but then I accidently spilled things in the tea that required me to go to a hospital, and then they had a court order preventing me from preparing my own. But now I might get them to lift it, since I now know that the water will be very hot EVERY TIME I try to make it.

I also knew nothing of extracting the full flavor. My tea frequently looks clear (and sometimes bloody).

[Decline of Video Gaming 3]

That kicked ass!

I'm not even sure how you managed to squeeze in that Bill and Ted reference. Or...about half of the others. But they ruled!

Not to say this is a substitute for porn, though.

[21 OClockStreetTheMovie 1]

l33t Clocks.

This is great, and it's the first Clock submission I've seen to animate the hands on the clock. I think they're normally stuck 5:05, but they moved all through this submission.