Total Medals Earned: 1,695 (From 231 different games.) Total Medal Score: 30,015 Points
Medals Earned: 17/30 (180/500 points)
Give Albert the Bad News
Scrap a Big Robot
Defeat the Armored King Toad
Defeat the Mercenary General
Rid a tree house of slimes
Obtain the wooden bat
Eat 5 food items that are considered unsafe
Collect 5 Moon Stones
Steal from the mayor's treasury
Defeat a fully grown Sand Dragon
Consumed over 30 healing items
Increase Max HP to 40
Upgrade inventory to its max size
Collect 20 Moon Stones
Break over 100 boxes or crates
Collect over 1000 coins since the start of your journey
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat a harpy with her own weapon
Quickly drop a patrolling bandit unawares
Sleep wherever it is possible to sleep
Carry all the best equipment
Beat the Game
Increase Max Health to 99
Finish the game with zero deaths
Collect 40 Moon Stones
Finish the game in 64 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 4/7 (200/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (215/215 points)
Unlock Darnell from his entrapment.
Help Nene fix her leg.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (265/265 points)
The antonym for incomprehension.
Everyone's favorite school subject.
"I" can't tell you the answer.
Evil lives on.
No clues here.
Me this.
For a small price.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (110/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Save the galaxy.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Medals Earned: 19/23 (340/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/250 points)
Blew up a dead-alive donkey
Killed all 3 carriers
Killed 200 Zombies
Got a x5 Multiplier
Killed the driver
Coop shooter achieved highest level with assault rifles
Destroyed the first game boss
Coop shooter achieved highest level with grenade launchers
Killed 800 Zombies
Coop shooter achieved highest level with lmgs
Got a x9 Multiplier
Coop shooter achieved highest level with pistols
Coop shooter achieved highest level with shotguns
Coop shooter achieved highest level with the smgs
Coop shooter achieved highest level with rifles
Killed 2000 Zombies
Got a x16 Multiplier
Destroyed an entire bus fleet
Destroyed the last boss
Medals Earned: 12/12 (250/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 4/18 (70/275 points)
Kill 200 Cavemen!
Kill 12 hippos!
Kill the dragonfly in under 5 seconds!
Kill the giant turtle in under 30 seconds!
Destroy 75 rafts!
Kill 17 swimming birds!
Cut off 80 crocodiles limbs!
Crush 12 dinosaur eggs!
Kill 500 fishes!
Kill 40 flying birds!
Kill 35 running birds!
Crush 100 shells!
Kill 6 giant spiders!
Kill the first flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs!
Kill the second flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds!
Crush 10 giant trees!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (55/55 points)
Meet Bee!
Meet Mitch!
Meet Shirley!
Kill the magician!