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[Concierge Hero]

This is a nice hotel. How do all of these jerks on scooters get away with zooming around, throwing their trash everywhere, and assaulting the concierge? Even running up to the desk is usually frowned upon -- if you're paying over $100 a night to stay somewhere, you should show some decorum. But security should've seriously had a few words with some of these scooter drivers, and if the concierge was truly hurt, I would expect either the concierge or the hotel to press charges.

Aside from the unrealistic premise, it was a decent game. It did seem that when a hotel guest was at the desk, the spin move was disabled, making it very easy to be taken out by a crazed scooter driver or disgruntled porter. More speed would've been more helpful than the spin move; it isn't obvious that the spin move does much of anything, except for the black concierge, but he moves so slowly that it's still of no benefit.

heroyooky responds:

Haha, yes everything is exaggerated x10. I mostly made this to amuse co-workers but ended up making a game out of it. That's a strange bug you have about the spinning, It's not happening on my end but I'll look into it.

[Convey]

This was a pretty excellent idea, and great job making it in 48 hours. I enjoyed being a total sociopath to everyone, but I have deducted half a star because it is impossible to make everyone cry in the same playthrough.

Zanzlanz responds:

It is possible to make everyone cry. That's why it's an achievement.
And thanks, haha! :D

[Beavus]

I am very disappointed in the lack of dick jokes. You did, however, keep me entertained for a good fifteen seconds.

whileworking responds:

Use your imagination o|o

[Infiltrating the Airship]

That Power Armor is rad as fuck. I didn't have enough horns for that. Sweet game, bro.

PuffballsUnited responds:

Get more horns

[Sinbad: SotP]

That really was a great parody

Not much on playability, but that's what made it so funny. But I'm pretty sure the ninja in Sinjid must've been mute, because he never had the "can talk" skill.

Miconjo responds:

Thank you so much good sir